Christmas request for Corrine!

:hysterical:

Hi, Dennis. I've placed an order* and it will be arriving** in due course.


Legal Notice:
  • *order: no information provided herein is or will describe what the contents of said order comprise.
  • **arriving: further information with regard to the location where the aforementioned order shall be arriving shall not be forthcoming.
 
Corrine,
I am sitting in my backyard now waiting for it to arrive!
Hired a contractor to come in and dig the hole and hook up the wiring for it.
He wanted your e-mail address so he can bill you when the job is completed so I gave it to him.

You are such a nice person to place the order for our new TV that I sent off a letter recommending a pay raise for you which should be enough to cover the shipping expense.
Did Judge Judy advise you to include the "Legal Notice?"
DW



Corrine said:
:hysterical:

Hi, Dennis. I've placed an order* and it will be arriving** in due course.


Legal Notice:
  • *order: no information provided herein is or will describe what the contents of said order comprise.
  • **arriving: further information with regard to the location where the aforementioned order shall be arriving shall not be forthcoming.
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Hi, Dennis.

The Legal Notice was at the advice of counsel. As to any shipment, it will need to await receipt of the promised pay raise.
 
You might want to reconsider. Guess what's coming your way?

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I know for an absolute, no-question, told-me-herself (well, sort of!) FACT what Corrine wants for Christmas. . .

. . . . . a long distance phone service with an unlimited calling plan and (for security reasons) a hard-line run from New York to New Jersey to assure 24/7 connectivity! :lol:
 
:hysterical:

Yup. Life would be perfect then, although you left out one important part -- due to weather factors, the hard-line run must be under ground.
 

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