We're all used to hearing analysts make predictions about the tech industry and, most of the time, we read their forecasts, roll our eyes, and get on with our lives. But every now and then, an analyst makes a prediction that is so far removed from the realms of reality - so wide of the mark, so totally and completely improbable as to make no earthly sense - that we find ourselves struggling to believe that anyone would ever utter such gibberish.
